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    wussut:

    What is love?

    Her definition was by far my favorite

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    Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

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    venomxblast:

    inceptionisntimpossible:

    more-than-one:

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    Any curse, chain mail, whatever reblog or you’ll ____ post.

    Has now been broken.
    Enjoy your day/night as a free/safe human being~

    bless your soul

    you beautiful perfect being

    I Can’t Be The Only One Annoyed By This

    jackwillett:

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    adventuresonpaper:

    thewanderingtrickster:

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    thewanderingtrickster:

    My dad was kinda disappointed in Frozen because he was totally expecting Hans to rip off his gloves in the last part of the movie and have fire powers.

    but could you imagine how cool that would be?? Then Elsa and Hans could duel it out with magic 

    His red hair was apparently what made my dad start thinking that. And Southern Isles, you know, where it’s supposed to be warmer.

    your dad should have written frozen

    "But you don’t look African"

    shanellbklyn:

    beautiesofafrique:

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    But there isn’t a singular look for African women and girls

    Imazighen women

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    Edo women

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    Yoruba women

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    Ashanti women

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    Somali bantu women

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    Oromo women

    cute Oromo girl, Oromia, Africa  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56Vrt_dYgzM=FLvTQ87zWdawI6q3j5lJWwdQ=215

    Africa | 'Borana beauty'.  The Oromo people consist of four main groups, the Borana is one of them.  Southern Ethiopia | ©  Johan Gerrits.

    Africa | Two Oromo Girls, photographed on a road in Dessie, Ethiopia | © MAMA ETIOPIA :: MAMMA ETHIOPIA, via Flickr

    Tigray-Tigrinya women

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    Toubou women

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    Xhosa women

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    Khoisan women

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    And many more….

    One of the most beautiful posts on tumblr

    sushinfood:

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    dean-and-his-pie:

    fororchestra:

    musicalmelody:

    Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it” 

    Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect. 

    To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.

    On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.

    I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…

    Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.

    The lengths we go for music.

    Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

    One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”

    And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:

    [stifled giggling]

    [reeeeeeally deep breath]

    [COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]

    The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.

    In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”

    FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.

    This is the best band post 

    Everyone else go home

    Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this

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    which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,

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    that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that

    Who does that?

    This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.

    Julius IdontgivaFucik

    More like Julius Fuckit

    Pyrozod's tags for this were too hilarious not to share

    (Source: housecatincarnate)

    austere-fallen-angel:

    does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

    kaliforhnia:

    I can’t stand slow texters I would rather eat black licorice than wait on your slow ass to text me back.


    pocketpsychologist:

    seaminglycomplex:

    This is the best ASL Bucket Challenge I’ve seen so far.

    what had me cracking up was the way the mask deflated at the end

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